Secher Nbiw: I just got a Droid.

Friday, December 3, 2010

I just got a Droid.

When did phones become this ridiculously advanced? I must have missed it. In 24 hours I went from, "Will my phone connect to the network, or is it a pocketwatch today?" to "Hey look, I can change the colors on my lightsaber and make it Rickroll people when I ignite it."

Science. It works, bitches.

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Friday, December 3, 2010

I just got a Droid.

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